About

Fuck. We fucking love food.  And drinks. We eat, we drink. And we travel around the fucking world to eat and drink, because we fucking love it so fucking much.

We slave in kitchens, we sweat behind bars, we have saffron deals, we treat restaurants closing like funerals, we fly for dinners. We eat the shit out of shit. We drink the fuck out of drinks.  We talk about food (all of the time). We distill, chop, blend, slay, churn...we went to school for this shit. We live it, we breathe it, we consume it.

We don’t review, rate, provide commentary on silverware placement, lament on the state of the industry. Fuck stars, fuck housewives in Ohio chiming in on where we eat.

We talk about this shit because we love it. We’re a family of fuckabouts who will wolf down this earth.

Join us.